Reading this on the train up to Scotland for the remainder of the season, I’m glad I’m not the only one writhing around with FOMO. Except, I’ve got a fear of missing out on things I don’t even know are happening
I actually made all of those events up to make it seem like I'm cool and in the know. The only real one is SRS (Sexual Reassignment Surgery). enjoy scotland<3
You asked for a wank. A blowjob is "mamada" so you know for the future 😂
😭😭😭😭 omg nooooooo
no point getting fomo over lost, it's gone to the dogs
Fun post as always. Glad that story stuck with you. The other party is on substack—hope she doesn’t see this!
On a different note, i published this short story today https://open.substack.com/pub/nimnim1/p/poly-hell
Reading this on the train up to Scotland for the remainder of the season, I’m glad I’m not the only one writhing around with FOMO. Except, I’ve got a fear of missing out on things I don’t even know are happening
I actually made all of those events up to make it seem like I'm cool and in the know. The only real one is SRS (Sexual Reassignment Surgery). enjoy scotland<3
I don’t think I’m the only one still sitting on the edge of their seat waiting for that Phyllida Barlow piece. 🤗
Oh you horrible person I was hoping everybody had forgotten. It's somewere in my drafts, perhaps in the new year